AJ is Rambling, Again! — AJ Cole, Sr.

Just what everybody has been waiting for! A chance to see the inner workings of my mind!

Talk about an eclectic collection of thought processes. If you leave here as sane as when you entered, you will be the only one of us two. Now that I have an outlet for all the clutter in my brain, check back when you want to be entertained. Rants, raves and lunatic ramblings will be your reward.

I am a self-described anomaly. Short, fat, ugly, crude, rude, socially unacceptable, politically incorrect and lingquistically challenged initially comes to mind.

I'm the guy that answers the nurses question "How tall are you?" with the reply "Seven foot three."
                    Hey, it makes the weight seem just about right.

I'm the guy that answers the doctors "How are you?" with the reply "I was hoping you would tell me."
                   Hey, she has the answers to all the tests.

I'm the guy that responds to the supermarket cashier's "Have a nice day!" with the reply "Thanks, but I have other plans already."
                  Hey, it's my day, I'll do with it what I want.

And just in case you are the type to believe everything you read, forget everything I've written above.

I am actually a 6 foot 2 inch adonis with long lanky hair and six pack abs.

If you apply the "AJ is Rambling, Again" translator app to that statement, you'll get "I'm a 5 foot almost 4 inch white-haired old man with six pack abs (right behind the kegger belly).

But, I'm OK. Are you?

Enjoy.

Originally published on AJ’s Rambles. Preserved with its original wording and publication date.